REAL ESTATE LISTING OF THE DAY SO FAR

Unforunately our high standards of decency prohibit us from presenting the Real Estate Listing of the Day.

Advisory: Language.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

Thank God our standards of decency are so high.

[World's Oldest Living Brain Donor]

If that sign doesn't bring offers by the bunches, I don't know what will.

[MikeyVA]

Worlds, etc.

Ain't that the truth! Who would want to buy a house where they know the neighbors are, well, not nice.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Nice use of the apostrophe, dude.

[random thunking]

As a guy who has had experience crafting many crafty slogans, let me offer this:
"because the neighbor's sh!t smells like roses."

[padraig]

Someday those signs will be in the front yard of every other house in America.

[Clankie]

In New Jersey, you'd better be sure your neighbor isn't connected before you put up a sign like that.

[MikeyVA]

On second thought there might be some homebuyers who say to their realtor,

"Hey look, we want granite counter tops, stainless steel appliances and assholes for neighbors."

[A**hole next door]

Takes one to know one.

[JD]

AND GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR CAMERA!