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September 12, 2012

OTHER THAN THAT, HE'S A SOLID CITIZEN

Man on PCP falls out of moving car, gets run over, tries to steal baby

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come
They got a crazy way of loving there
And I'm gonna get me some.

Wilbert Harrison was done proud.

He had a busy day.

Hat trick.

Send him to Washington! Actually, no ... would hate to see him get corrupted.

Meanie,

He would only fall into the Tidal Basin or the reflecting pond, like our congress critters.

Sounds like his little girl could use an extra share of luck to survive.

Ladies, he may be single.

The one truly surprising thing about this story is that it didn't happen in Miami...

He hit the trifecta!

I suspect he will need a couple more character references in his custody fight. Let me be one: "There is no sadder, goofier character in the whole wide world. He's below the safety mark on the tank for reality TV. Mike Rowe wouldn't clean this guy up for the hearing. The pig got up and slowly walked away. This is certainly a character. Thank you."

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