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September 26, 2012

NOW THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT TO VOMIT IN PUBLIC

THEME PARK TO BREATHALYSE RIDERS

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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The tried to breathalize people after the ride, but the hose kept getting clogged up.

Garf.

This reminds me: I would like to take a moment and apologize to the people who were behind me on the Frenzoid at Carowinds in Charlotte, NC back in 1992. I don't do well on rides that turn me upside down.

I don't do barf-a-whirls of any sort. As long as they don't restrict our use of the Ferris wheel...

The limit of 35mg per 100ml (BAC=.035) is still higher than the limit for drivers in 21 countries including China. Of course, the Chinese are all upside-down anyway.

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