NO NEED TO GUESS THE STATE

Gainesville man smeared another's face with dirty underwear

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

I hoped this would have been a good use for Elvis' underwear, but I was disappointed. And grossed out.

[Jeff Meyerson]

NMUA: ditto. At least it was the guy's own underwear and not some alien underwear.

[nursecindy]

Is somebody not potty trained yet?

[Jan in Grimsby]

I could be way off the mark here cindy, but get the impression 'wiping properly' was not high on the list of life skills his mother thought he needed to learn.

[Steve]

I once heard it said that in the dating world, improper wiping was a problem.
Not wiping was a deal breaker.
Ladies, bet he's single.

[ubetcha]

"No need to guess the state"

And after that headline, I also felt no need to read the article.

[mazar larry]

ew

[Meanie the Blue]

Skidmarks: not cool

Skidmark raw materials: much worse than not cool

Skidmark raw materials left in underwear lying around where unwanted visitors can just pick them up and use them against you: all-time-gold-medal-just-retire-the-award-now winner for extreme not coolness

[Ralph]

If the fool sh*ts, wear it.