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"Doctors say the bullet went through his....and then lodged itself in his thigh."
Jack Bauer is vacationing in Florida?
Posted by: She | September 10, 2012 at 01:33 PM
The best kind of Darwinism: The individual lives, but will not contribute to the gene pool.
Posted by: David Emery | September 10, 2012 at 01:46 PM
"Two outta three ain't bad..."
Except in this case.
Posted by: padraig | September 10, 2012 at 02:11 PM
Why hasn't anyone mentioned "Guess The State"?
Posted by: AvidReader | September 10, 2012 at 02:25 PM
He went off half-cocked.
Posted by: Unholy Slacker | September 10, 2012 at 02:30 PM
Bought a gun at a party, which means it was almost certainly hot.
Not to mention being dumb enough to clean a gun without either (A) making sure it was unloaded and (B) pointing it in a safe direction.
Add that to the picture, my guess his shoe size is definitely higher than his IQ.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | September 10, 2012 at 02:35 PM
Paging the Darwin Awards nomination committee...
Posted by: wiredog | September 10, 2012 at 02:45 PM
Captain, I'd say you got it exactly right...which is more than I could say for this poor dimwit.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 10, 2012 at 03:53 PM
My granddad explained that cleaning a gun is like cleaning a glass-- first you empty it.
Posted by: mazar larry | September 10, 2012 at 04:02 PM
m larry, that's how he got to be a granddad.
Posted by: padraig | September 10, 2012 at 04:36 PM
This is your rifle.
This is your gun.
This is for killing.
This is for fun.
Oops.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 10, 2012 at 06:50 PM
with any luck it will impede his ability to reproduce. it isnt a darwin unless someone dies....... but this is close.
Posted by: queensbee | September 10, 2012 at 07:48 PM
Oh you men. All the doctor will have to do is get out his scissors, scalpel, and suturing needle. A couple of snips here, a few skin grafts there, a couple of hundred stitches and he'll be almost as good as new. Well actually he probably won't but I just wanted to see if I could make any of you squirm.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 10, 2012 at 08:09 PM
Now his only worry is the short-arm of the law.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 10, 2012 at 09:23 PM
so, nursecindy, in your professional opinion will he be shooting blanks or live bullets once he's healed?
Posted by: wingnut | September 10, 2012 at 10:10 PM
If Barney Fife had a grandson this would be the end of the family line.
Posted by: Marc | September 10, 2012 at 10:34 PM
I've heard of intense orgasms, but shooting it right off??? I mean, dude!
What? There was a gun involved?
Oh. Nevermind.
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 11, 2012 at 01:29 AM
He should look up stupid in the DICKTIONARY.
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 11, 2012 at 11:05 AM