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September 30, 2012

MEANWHILE IN THE UNSPEAKABLE HELL THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:29 p.m. A man on Poplar Drive complained that his neighbor’s three chickens habitually fly over his fence and into his yard. He hoped that this might be illegal.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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He'll never be able to ID them after the fryer.

Just sayin'.

1:01 p.m. A resident on Addison Square reported that their mailbox exploded again.
Again?!

*tweet!* Illegal fowl!

paltry offence

poultry over fence

Find a life size cutout of Colonel Sanders, put it in the backyard and see if that helps. If not you get to decide between original or extra crispy.

Is his yard across the road?

Poultry in motion.

Well, is it? Illegal, I mean. You can't leave us hanging like that, Mr. Reporter...

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