IT WAS A CONSENTING FERRET

Guest called room service for a ferret

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

One of my son's frat brothers travels with a hedgehog. I wonder if ferrets and hedge hogs get along well.

[Omniskeptic]

Hello. Yes. I'm calling for a ferret. He'd like a couple of nice live mice and a small bag of ferret kibble, please. No, nothing for me. Thanks. How long will that be?

[MikeyVA]

Representative Wiener does not do house calls!

[queensbee]

weiner was not a ferret. just a creep. but the little critter is just a pink eyed little ....eww. rodent.

[R. Gere]

Should have asked for a gerbil.

[ubetcha]

Don't suppose it was Richard Gere?

[Jan in Grimsby]

NMUA. No. Ferrets kill anything and everything. Was talking to our(long-suffering and, in my opinion, epic) vet last week, who had, only moments earlier, been leeched by one of the little stinkers. Every member of the clinic's staff was, to some degree or other, ROTFL.

[Make It Rain]

Gerbils are the gateway animal to ferrets. You know you need a twelve step program when you move up to badgers.....

[roger h]

You don't expect the ferret to call room service on his own do you?

[Ralph]

Methinks it is like a weasel.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Good one, Omni.

[Steve]

From what I've heard, the ones who most want a ferret for a pet are those who have never had, or known someone who had, a ferret before.