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September 20, 2012

IT GETS LONELY UP THERE

Kodiak man accused for second time of abuse of forklift

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

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To recur is human. To forklift is malign.

Kodiak Man was one super hero that just never caught on.

Give him a break. Miniature donkeys would never survive an Alaskan winter.

In a resume, it's referred to as "excellent problem-solving skills".

i like 'ouzinkie'. trying to use that in a sentence.

The whole world is going stark raving loony.

'ouzinkie'
Hinky
Stinky
Slinky
um, trinky (as in having too many trinkets)
Blinky
Winky
Kinky (should have thought of that first)
Linky (too fond of posting links)
Pinky
Rinky (being too Tonya Harding)
Sinky (what the Dart Princess might have been)

I think I'm done, now.

"...it's the second run-in with authorities over misuse of a forklift he doesn't own."

What is a forklift? Do we ever really own a forklift? I'm confused.

"Forklift Abuse" W, of course, BA (reasonably) GNFARB.

As would "Cinema Ninjas." But that's another story entirely.

Ohhh, THAT kind of abuse. What with all the wierd-objects-of-affection stories lately, naturally I had to look.

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