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Kodiak man accused for second time of abuse of forklift
(Thanks to Mark Buckley)
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Kodiak man accused for second time of abuse of forklift
(Thanks to Mark Buckley)
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To recur is human. To forklift is malign.
Posted by: Ralph | September 20, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Kodiak Man was one super hero that just never caught on.
Posted by: Clankie | September 20, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Give him a break. Miniature donkeys would never survive an Alaskan winter.
In a resume, it's referred to as "excellent problem-solving skills".
Posted by: JD | September 20, 2012 at 01:55 PM
i like 'ouzinkie'. trying to use that in a sentence.
Posted by: queensbee | September 20, 2012 at 02:03 PM
The whole world is going stark raving loony.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 20, 2012 at 06:08 PM
'ouzinkie'
Hinky
Stinky
Slinky
um, trinky (as in having too many trinkets)
Blinky
Winky
Kinky (should have thought of that first)
Linky (too fond of posting links)
Pinky
Rinky (being too Tonya Harding)
Sinky (what the Dart Princess might have been)
I think I'm done, now.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 20, 2012 at 06:56 PM
"...it's the second run-in with authorities over misuse of a forklift he doesn't own."
What is a forklift? Do we ever really own a forklift? I'm confused.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 20, 2012 at 07:25 PM
"Forklift Abuse" W, of course, BA (reasonably) GNFARB.
Posted by: Dmentd | September 20, 2012 at 08:13 PM
As would "Cinema Ninjas." But that's another story entirely.
Posted by: Dmentd | September 20, 2012 at 08:14 PM
Ohhh, THAT kind of abuse. What with all the wierd-objects-of-affection stories lately, naturally I had to look.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | September 21, 2012 at 10:31 AM