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September 27, 2012

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

A state prosecutor has been charged after biting a man's leg during a drunken fracas at an adult store, authorities said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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What not to say to a cop with the power to throw you in jail: "Do you know who I am?"

"Yeah, a drunken pervert leg biter."

'Drunken Pervert Legbiters' W, of course, BAGNFARB. I think. Maybe.

She isn't the first ADA to pull a badge while being stupid. She won't be the last.

One ADA in the Chicago area pulled their badge to intimidate an employee who called in that there was a car with an unattended child in the parking lot on a summer day.

Make up your mind; did she bite him in the leg, the shop, or the fracas?

Jeff...Bless you for covering the Chicago beat. I thought about sending this in, but I'm in the middle of getting ready to move.

Besides, I knew somebody on the blog would oblige:
"Dave's Bloggers: Weird Folks You Can Count On!"

I think she misunderstood the old Chicago tradition of government officials putting the bite on business owners.

Ironic. Humping the victim's leg would have been appreciated.

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