"IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE WOKEN UP AFTER 2 HOURS' SLEEP, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE TO A HERD OF MORONS SCREAMING 'TINY DANCER'."

A London man who was kept up all night by his neighbors' loud singing said he responded by posting a critique of the performance on a neighborhood notice board.

(Thanks to Ralph and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Here is a look at the whole thing.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I would have tried counter-programming Wagner, so the reviews are probably safer.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Can't they get an ASBO on these clowns?

If not, I'd suggest calling in Jack Bauer.

[Omniskeptic]

Hold me closer, Tiny Lawyer,
Count the morons' Kare-OHOOOO-ke,
Lay me down in beds of lawsuits,
We've had a busy day today.

Of course, it should be Tiny Solicitor, but it doesn't scan.

[nursecindy]

I wonder what he would have done if they had started singing Copacabana?

[Jan in Grimsby]

Methinks, cindy, he would've broken out the bazooka. I know I would've.

[Clankie]

Tony Danza...?

[Ralph]

A bazooka may be overkill. There are cheaper lethal weapons.