I GOT YER RARE PRIMATE RIGHT HERE
Airport guards catch man smuggling rare primate in his pants
(Thanks to David Emery)
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September 10, 2012
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"I am the Loris, and I speak for your pants.
Posted by: David Emery | September 10, 2012 at 10:01 AM
When you ask if your date
wants to see your 'primate'
- That's a Loris!
Posted by: ligirl | September 10, 2012 at 10:10 AM
So he had something prehensile in his pants?
Posted by: wiredog | September 10, 2012 at 10:53 AM
a primate in the privates you say?
Posted by: queensbee | September 10, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Is a primate in your pants anything like a tiger in your tank?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | September 10, 2012 at 11:28 AM
" That's not a rare primate jumping around in my pocket; I'm just happy to see you. "
Posted by: Clankie | September 10, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Ten inches, hm? Bet it was only 4.
Posted by: Betsy | September 10, 2012 at 11:46 AM
I prefer my primates well done
Posted by: Jeff | September 10, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Probably better than a prime raremate.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 10, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Hey, baby, wanna feel my rare, slender loris?
Posted by: JD | September 10, 2012 at 01:02 PM
...delores???
Posted by: ligirl | September 10, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Primate change.
Posted by: Ralph | September 10, 2012 at 02:54 PM
So the loris was in the man's pants; what was the man wearing?
Posted by: Dmentd | September 10, 2012 at 05:19 PM
It was how big?
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 10, 2012 at 06:44 PM