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September 25, 2012


DUI driver had squirrel in shirt

(Thanks to David Lee, Ralph and JD)


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'... claimed the squirrel in his shirt was eating him.'

nah - he was jes lookin' for his nuts

"had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath, bloodshot and glassy eyes, flushed face and slurred speech."

And that just described the squirrel

"Well offisher, everybody's got to be somewhere, don't they?"

So is the DUI for being under the influence of alcohol or the squirrel?

I wonder if the squirrel was related to this one.

Which one of them was driving?

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