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September 13, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Suspect uses smartphone for robbery note

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I think the price charged for smartphones would make the iRob application a part of the operating system.

hope he enjoys his cell
phone

"I have a smart phone and a gub"?

"Hannover da monkey?" Sir, you're in the wrong posting. That was back there [down-pointing arrow]. This is a dumb-criminal posting. Look, maybe you could type your message ...?

"Putt teh buxom indis brag?" No, sorry, that's no better. Maybe if you turn auto-correct on?

This is a direct consequence of not teaching cursive in grade schools anymore. Many schools have stopped teaching it and this poor slob probably couldn't write out a note. This man needs Dr Phil not jail !

I wonder if his note looked like this?
I'm robbing your bank. : (
Do what I say and nobody gets hurt :D

Woody Allen's classic line:

Bank Teller #1: Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

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