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A man being questioned in a DUI investigation smelled of booze and told deputies he's "not taking no sobriety test." "I done seen it on the MythBusters," Dustan Edward Carpenter, 35, is quoted as saying Sept. 12.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyarrrrrson)
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sailin'drivin' after drinkin' the grog, you scurvey dog! Ye be walkin' the plank soon! Arrrrrrrr!Posted by: Buxom Wench | September 19, 2012 at 12:58 PM
It be Florrrrrrrrrrrrriduh!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2012 at 01:53 PM
Ignorant sod. Any landsman would ken that it's "Which, I done seed it on ..."
Stoppage of grog, 10 lashes, and keelhaul the swab ... wait, or is it swab his keelhaul? Haul his keel swab? Oh, well, make it all three, Boatswain. Mister Fanshawe, the bottle stands by you, I believe.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 19, 2012 at 02:47 PM
Loserrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | September 19, 2012 at 03:31 PM
Lean out the car door and go "aaaargggg".
Wipe your mouth and repeat until the cops arrive.
Posted by: Steve | September 19, 2012 at 05:52 PM
Omni it's "Stick a swab up his keel and haul it to the brig."
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 19, 2012 at 07:05 PM
"I done".... That would be correct.
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 20, 2012 at 09:17 AM