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September 18, 2012

GUESS THE COUNTY

9:45 p.m. Someone called in to talk about an injured owl.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Farifax County VA? Yes? NO?

Seven or eight black cows were seen wandering
I remember that happening in Great Falls, in Fairfax County. Several decades ago.

The owls are not what they seem.

FOUR CARLOADS of people got out to urinate on the sidewalk? On one sidewalk? All at the same time?
Was this, maybe, two minutes after closing time?

I am now totally convinced that the Beacon is using a Random Flathead County Police Blotter report generator.

5:34 p.m. A Hungry Horse man reported that his neighbor drove by and flipped him off.

They must all be ninjas or something. Clasical Judo move.

You need federal and state permits to deal with an injured owl; otherwise it's illeagle.

Seven or eight black cows were seen wandering

Sir, you've got to be more specific! We need to know how many officers to send! Was it seven or eight black cows? Were any of them wearing hoodies?

I believe the man from Hungry Horse was mistaked. His neighbor was just using sign language to tell him that he is number 1. Sort of goes along with the four carloads of folks.

Please scratch "mistaked" and replace with "mistaken".

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