GOOD LUCK
U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices
(Thanks to Brett Harris, RadioMan and Ellie)
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September 21, 2012
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Another tip could be, 'don't age and drive.'
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 21, 2012 at 08:37 AM
The state could just declare it a season, issue hunting licenses, and bank the difference between fees and damages.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 21, 2012 at 08:45 AM
Omni--
Yeah, but you have the jurisdictional problem of federal vs. state.
Driving smaller cars might help the impact zone. A Park Avenue can do some serious Sh(*&E to a window.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 21, 2012 at 08:50 AM
Caltrops in the parking lot...
Posted by: wiredog | September 21, 2012 at 09:06 AM
Proceed slowly and carefully when pulling in, and backing out, of parking spaces
But...isn't that the way they always drive?
wiredog, I was going to suggest those big concrete barriers they have outside National Monuments.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 21, 2012 at 09:22 AM
My classic 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis could probably do some damage to a post office.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 21, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Hey, asking nicely is the one strategy that's never been used in Florida driving.
Posted by: padraig | September 21, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Florida: Home of the newlywed and the nearly-dead. And they all have driver licenses.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | September 21, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Jeff, slowly yes - carefully is another matter.
Posted by: max | September 21, 2012 at 12:44 PM
How about setting up the parking lot so that at no time is a car pointed at the building.
Alternatively, one word: bollards.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 21, 2012 at 10:49 PM