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September 21, 2012

FOR THE TOTAL PARTY EXPERIENCE

Georgia indoor gun range given liquor license

(Thanks to jon harris, who asks, "What could possibly go wrong?")

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Some of my Georgia relatives shoot better after they've had a few drinks.

Welcome to the new Tombstone Territory, Powder Springs! Visit Ticketmaster Online for admission to the next saloon shootout.

Reminds me of the Army!

It should be pointed out that there are several "hunting events" that are actually drinking events. Among these are coon hunts, dove shoots, and sitting in a deer stand waiting for a buck to walk by.

Let's do shots!

Pogo -- More than one deer stand is equipped with a sleeping bag in case the hunter is too drunk to come down safely.

Ollie and Sven went hunting. And drinking. And drinking. And drinking. Finally, Sven had to step away. Ollie woke up to hear movement in the bushes and fired his rifle.

Ollie shot Sven. Ollie panicked, tried to think of what to do. Finally he called 9-1-1.
"I think I killed my friend." "Are you sure?" BLAM BLAM. "Yep, if the gutting didn't get him then the headshots did."

Wiredog, yup, did not want to make anyone mad at the EM club in Vietnam. Not when they were carrying a locked and loaded M-16 or maybe a grenade launcher.

NMUA, a variation:

"9-1-1 what's your emergency?"

"I shot my friend. I think I killed him."

"First, let's make sure he's dead."

BLAM BLAM

"OK, now what?"

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