FLATHEAD COUNTY: THE MIDDLE EAST OF MONTANA
5:17 p.m. A man on Harmony Court called 911 to report that a long-haired boy and a blond girl were making out heavily in front of his house. He would like a deputy to confront them as he was sure they would be “shedding their clothes” soon. He would also like their parents to be notified of their indecencies.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)