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September 05, 2012

EWW

Hurricane-force rats

(Thanks to Another Dave)

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I think this would be a great time to use explosives to clear up the beach. What could go wrong?

Free bait! Woo hoo!

It looks like spring break came early this year.

I saw them open for Meat Loaf.

Somehow I knew Lousiana was going to get blamed for this

On the Jersey shore kids collect them like shells.

Well they are not really rats but rather nutrias. Kind of like a small beaver (snicker). They are popular in South America as a fur source. I know as my ex (long time ago) insisted on me getting her a nutria jacket. I should have went with rat instead....

Their meat is also supposed to also be very nutriacious...

They're also big & hostile. We have cute little muskrats up here.

They're probably the animal described in my favorite story about the Catholic Church. Rumor has it the Church was making headway converting rural southern folk until the business about not eating meat on Fridays came up. The locals were not happy about going a whole day without eating filet de swamp rat. Supposedly the local missionaries got a ruling from on high that, because the critters spent most of their lives in the water, they would be declared fish for Friday dining purposes.

And so St. Bubba of Talladega got his first shrine.

Apparently they have no friends at all. Since they are an invasive species, they are also touted as "eco-friendly" fur. Even the tree huggers want them dead. If we could just make nutria lined python leather boots and jackets the next big fashion thing, we would solve two problems.

Tastes like chicken.

I really like sea turtles. But one wound up on our beach one fine day, minus his head. (I don't even want to speculate).
The body was left there until it could be picked up for research. And left there. And left there.
That picture of the rats brought back an olfactory memory that I'd be glad to be rid of.

Those are Coypu. They are huge, viscous, and have orange teeth.

Why does that picture make me think of the morning after a Frat party?

Elon: so coypu have a thick, sticky consistency?

Elon: Would the holy hand grenade help?

D: That's Koi poo.

Hurricane Force Rats - the next Expendables installment.

"Hurricane Force" was a bad Clint Eastwood movie, if that isn't redundant.

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