EITHER WAY, WE'LL JUST HAVE A BEER

Woman says pubic hair, eatery says string

(Thanks to Omniskeptic, who says "let's call the whole thing off.")

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Ma'am, how can you be sure? Are you in the regular habit of eating pubic hair? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course."

[Layzeeboy]

A vagitarian?

[Clankie]

I'm glad we're talking food and not yoyos.

[queensbee]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at Layzee. otherwise, um, ewww.

[mazar larry]

Guess the state? Is 60 cockroaches a lot?

[poker]

Please, I'm trying to eat here

[Elon]

I always just have beer at bars. A perk of keeping kosher is you are never tempted by the seedy food.

[Layzeeboy]

Elon, pubic hairs aren't kosher?

[queensbee]

wwell, as someone who grew up kosher and could still do it if she wanted to, i would say that pubic hairs are not kosher because of their proximity to naughty bits. and also, eww.

[Layzeeboy]

Thanks for clearing that up. My ex kept kosher. That explains her lack of "adventure" in that area. IYKWIM

[Cheesewiz]

All part of a pubic education.

[queensbee]

har layzee, and i wont tell you the other stuff that has to do with being kosher. and dont axe.

[Ralph]

Tamales are not the first thing I think of as kosher food, pubic hairs or not.

[Elon]

Erm, there actually is a way to kosherize cow bull naughty bits, but now is probably not the best time to bring that up.

[EyeGore]

There were probably much worse things in the tamale....if you have ever watched them made you know what I mean.

[ubetcha]

Me thinks she ate the whole (not "hole")thing and was just looking to avoid the tab.

And who among us has not had a pubic hair in their mouth? A friend of mine was at the dentist's when hers was discovered.