EITHER WAY, WE'LL JUST HAVE A BEER
Woman says pubic hair, eatery says string
(Thanks to Omniskeptic, who says "let's call the whole thing off.")
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Woman says pubic hair, eatery says string
(Thanks to Omniskeptic, who says "let's call the whole thing off.")
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"Ma'am, how can you be sure? Are you in the regular habit of eating pubic hair? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 21, 2012 at 11:29 AM
A vagitarian?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 21, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I'm glad we're talking food and not yoyos.
Posted by: Clankie | September 21, 2012 at 12:26 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at Layzee. otherwise, um, ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | September 21, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Guess the state? Is 60 cockroaches a lot?
Posted by: mazar larry | September 21, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Please, I'm trying to eat here
Posted by: poker | September 21, 2012 at 12:52 PM
I always just have beer at bars. A perk of keeping kosher is you are never tempted by the seedy food.
Posted by: Elon | September 21, 2012 at 01:02 PM
Elon, pubic hairs aren't kosher?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 21, 2012 at 01:28 PM
wwell, as someone who grew up kosher and could still do it if she wanted to, i would say that pubic hairs are not kosher because of their proximity to naughty bits. and also, eww.
Posted by: queensbee | September 21, 2012 at 01:44 PM
Thanks for clearing that up. My ex kept kosher. That explains her lack of "adventure" in that area. IYKWIM
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 21, 2012 at 01:50 PM
All part of a pubic education.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 21, 2012 at 03:02 PM
har layzee, and i wont tell you the other stuff that has to do with being kosher. and dont axe.
Posted by: queensbee | September 21, 2012 at 03:07 PM
Tamales are not the first thing I think of as kosher food, pubic hairs or not.
Posted by: Ralph | September 21, 2012 at 05:08 PM
Erm, there actually is a way to kosherize
cowbull naughty bits, but now is probably not the best time to bring that up.Posted by: Elon | September 21, 2012 at 05:36 PM
There were probably much worse things in the tamale....if you have ever watched them made you know what I mean.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 21, 2012 at 06:21 PM
Me thinks she ate the whole (not "hole")thing and was just looking to avoid the tab.
And who among us has not had a pubic hair in their mouth? A friend of mine was at the dentist's when hers was discovered.
Posted by: ubetcha | September 22, 2012 at 10:03 AM