DON'T BOTHER TO GUESS THE STATE
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard, Steve Lancaster and Ed Floden)
(Here's a better link)
Of course this item is not JUST about the squirrel, because of course Dave already posted that. So it's really about this item, describing alligators at kids' pool parties, sent in by W. von Papineau and Jeff Meyerson. Unless Dave already posted it too, in which case it will be about something else entirely, very soon.