DINING OUT GUIDE

Strip clubs among cleanest kitchens in Tampa Bay

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

*Refrains from box lunch and tossed salad references*

Because those would be tasteless.

[LeDud]

They have kitchens in these places ? (Please....no comments about a raw bar.....)

[JD]

Well, sure the kitchens are clean. It's the tables that are dirty from the girls dancing on them.

[MikeyVA]

I would never be a nekked fry cook!

[Clankie]

Wow... Great entertainment AND healthy. Take the whole fam damly.

[manual tomato]

"a single violation for "encrusted material on a can opener."

In other negative advertisement news:

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[Omniskeptic]

"Well we are not your father's gentleman's club anymore, ..."

Sir, you cain't talk about ma Daddy that-a-way. Choose your weapons.

[mazar larry]

Please fight out politics on another blog.

[Wolfsong]

But the restrooms are filthy.

[nursecindy]

Note to married, male, blog guys. The excuse, "But honey they have the cleanest kitchens in the area!" still is not a valid argument to use with your wives.

[WVplantman]

NC, You shattered our hopes. I guess now I shouldn't bother sending her the article. Damn!

[Jeff Meyerson]

But cindy, I was going to say that exact thing.

Darn.

[padraig]

I hear the girls in those places are very good at keeping knobs polished.

[max]

I wonder if it is related to the cleanshaven trend popular among strippers. Less hair is less likelihood of finding hair in your food.

[Steve]

"a single violation for "encrusted material on a can opener."
That takes me back to my start as a health inspector. I marked that, among other violations, at a little burger place. The manager figured out very quickly that if I didn't see it, I couldn't mark it.
For the next 22 years, there was a sign up telling employees to throw the thing in the sink if the health inspector came to visit.
I could read the sign, but I couldn't prove a thing about that can opener.
Did I just give something away?

[random thunking]

Would this the appropriate venue to say that you can't spell Reince Preibus without "pubic resin"?

No? I guess I'll need a new venue.

[PirateBoy]

This is the reason I gave up eating at Hooters. They used to serve something called "Four Skins". I only hope it came from a chicken!

[padraig]

random, we'll balance that out by mentioning that "Joe Biden" requires all the requisite letters for "I need job."

Fairness doctrine, don't ya know.

[padraig]

I am resolved, however, not to point out that "Mitt Romney" easily converts to "Inert Tommy." Because that would be WRONG. But I had the anagram page going, and it was all warmed up...

[Mrs. Wolfsong]

"?"

[Wolfsong]

Hey, I didn't say anything except the....restrooms....are.....

*sigh*

[EyeGore]

I would not order the hot dog or taco.

[padraig]

Trouble comes easy 'round here, Wolfie.