CSI: DENVER
(Thanks to Glenda Mostek, who asks: "Shouldn't they be able to tell if he is armed?")
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September 08, 2012
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A perimeter? This isn't going to end well. Someone will get shot in the thigh.
Now playing "Thong Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond....
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 08, 2012 at 12:30 PM
It was likely just a squirt gun.
Posted by: Soloview | September 08, 2012 at 01:13 PM
Are thongs illegal in the USA? If not, they should be...
Posted by: Digger | September 08, 2012 at 02:49 PM
Along with the mankini.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | September 08, 2012 at 03:03 PM
Several years ago a friend and I were driving back from a
barfamily gathering in Charlotte when we saw a naked man walking down the middle of the highway. We called the police and they asked us what color hair he had and whether or not he was armed. We asked them which hair and could they be a little more specific about being 'armed'. We also told them he was the only naked man walking down the middle of the road so he should be pretty easy to spot.Posted by: nursecindy | September 08, 2012 at 03:18 PM
Couldn't tell if he was armed? That is about the only insult left to hurl at a man in a thong.
Posted by: wingnut | September 08, 2012 at 03:21 PM
"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 08, 2012 at 03:55 PM
They actually asked you what color hair he had?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 08, 2012 at 03:55 PM
An armed thong? Wait, what?
Posted by: Dmentd | September 08, 2012 at 04:56 PM
Better possibly armed than impossibly armed or possibly unarmed. How would he pull on his thong without arms?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 08, 2012 at 05:07 PM
If I ever put on a thong I will have to be armed. No not to keep the girls away, to keep society from killing me.
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 08, 2012 at 06:07 PM
"... the only reason they responded to the the call was due to the suspect being a 'repeated thong offender.'"
That thounds like Theline Dion.
Posted by: Ralph | September 08, 2012 at 07:57 PM
Clearly, he has a ... wait for it ... thong thing.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 08, 2012 at 08:29 PM
Repeated thong offender? So may ways to read that, and since it was a "he", none of them are good.
Posted by: pogo | September 08, 2012 at 09:13 PM
i like the serial groper
Posted by: heeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny | September 09, 2012 at 12:07 AM
I don't. He gets anywhere near a blogit, and I am taking the 2000 reward and then dumping him on a highway somewhere.
Posted by: Elon | September 09, 2012 at 12:17 AM
Aussies call thongs "budgie smugglers".
If you are packing a budgie Down Under, ahem, people get out of your way.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 09, 2012 at 06:26 AM
*snork* @ Ralph
Posted by: Betsy | September 09, 2012 at 08:20 AM
Thanks Hogs. Just read "budgie smugglers" with a mouthful of Nutella sandwich. No prizes for guessing what my screen looks like.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | September 09, 2012 at 09:03 AM
I guess he is still at large.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 09, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Couldn't have been a concealed weapon.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 09, 2012 at 11:09 AM
No worries, Jan. And just hose down your computer screen and the Nutella will come right off.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 09, 2012 at 05:15 PM