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September 11, 2012

CSI: DACULA

Property Line Marker Dispute Leads to ‘Boob to Boob’ Confrontation

(Thanks to Kristi Reed)

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Is "boob to boob" describing the women or their breasts?

Dolly and Snooki?

Elon, I'm guessing "all of the above"

If they had supplied pictures, we'd know, wouldn't we?

And then the two women started kissing. And the pizza delivery guy showed up. And there was bass thumping music in the background. And then...

Did the police ask them to recreate the confrontation?

For the records I say, "nipple to nipple."
Bill says, "There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury impeachment trial testimony

And of course I read it as "Dracula"....couldn't quite see the connection.....I mean fang to fang, sure, but....

I don't understand why this is news, just about all property line disputes are "boob to boob", if they weren't boobs there wouldn't be a dispute.

If Count Alucard shows up......RUN.....its Dracula spelled backwards !

I'm disappointed that no ages or hotness factors were reported.

Due to the fact there were no witnesses and neither woman had any visible injuries, no arrests were made.

I think it would only be fair if the bloggers get to examine the evidence and decide for ourselves.

My gut feel is that none of the boobs are worth looking at.

I had two old far...gentlemen complain about each other one day. I investigated both complaints, confirmed them (they were throwing trash over the line on each other), and got the men together on the property line.
I told them they were acting like kids. They could either shake hands and agree to treat each other better (and clean up the mess) OR...I could get warrants for both and have them do all that in jail while cleaning up the roadside.
It worked.
Sometimes it's better to call an ass an ass. Don't clean it up to "donkey".

"...tested for DNA..."

Yep. The spit has DNA.

I hope there weren't boob on boob casualties.

...and then they locked arms and each ate the other's Hardee's thickburger sandwiches.

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