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Property Line Marker Dispute Leads to ‘Boob to Boob’ Confrontation
(Thanks to Kristi Reed)
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Property Line Marker Dispute Leads to ‘Boob to Boob’ Confrontation
(Thanks to Kristi Reed)
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Is "boob to boob" describing the women or their breasts?
Posted by: Elon | September 11, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Dolly and Snooki?
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 11, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Elon, I'm guessing "all of the above"
Posted by: maryqos | September 11, 2012 at 12:55 PM
If they had supplied pictures, we'd know, wouldn't we?
Posted by: jon | September 11, 2012 at 01:19 PM
And then the two women started kissing. And the pizza delivery guy showed up. And there was bass thumping music in the background. And then...
Posted by: poker | September 11, 2012 at 01:40 PM
Did the police ask them to recreate the confrontation?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 11, 2012 at 01:49 PM
For the records I say, "nipple to nipple."
Bill says, "There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury impeachment trial testimony
Posted by: manual tomato | September 11, 2012 at 02:14 PM
And of course I read it as "Dracula"....couldn't quite see the connection.....I mean fang to fang, sure, but....
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 11, 2012 at 02:51 PM
I don't understand why this is news, just about all property line disputes are "boob to boob", if they weren't boobs there wouldn't be a dispute.
Posted by: max | September 11, 2012 at 05:07 PM
If Count Alucard shows up......RUN.....its Dracula spelled backwards !
Posted by: LeDud | September 11, 2012 at 05:11 PM
I'm disappointed that no ages or hotness factors were reported.
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 11, 2012 at 05:52 PM
Due to the fact there were no witnesses and neither woman had any visible injuries, no arrests were made.
I think it would only be fair if the bloggers get to examine the evidence and decide for ourselves.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 11, 2012 at 06:26 PM
My gut feel is that none of the boobs are worth looking at.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 11, 2012 at 06:32 PM
I had two old far...gentlemen complain about each other one day. I investigated both complaints, confirmed them (they were throwing trash over the line on each other), and got the men together on the property line.
I told them they were acting like kids. They could either shake hands and agree to treat each other better (and clean up the mess) OR...I could get warrants for both and have them do all that in jail while cleaning up the roadside.
It worked.
Sometimes it's better to call an ass an ass. Don't clean it up to "donkey".
Posted by: Steve | September 11, 2012 at 07:00 PM
"...tested for DNA..."
Yep. The spit has DNA.
Posted by: JD | September 11, 2012 at 07:12 PM
I hope there weren't boob on boob casualties.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 11, 2012 at 09:51 PM
...and then they locked arms and each ate the other's Hardee's thickburger sandwiches.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 12, 2012 at 08:52 AM