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She might have gotten further on foot....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 12, 2012 at 12:07 PM
I predict a reunion on the Maury Povich show. I suggest instead of the usual paternity test, a humanity test to see if either are human.
Posted by: LeDud | September 12, 2012 at 12:13 PM
"Its my left leg. It's amputated up to my ankle," he said.
How can you even do that? Did they amputate all the stuff between his ankle and knee and re-attach the foot? Now THAT would put a heck of a hitch in your giddy-up.
Posted by: padraig | September 12, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Now I have this going through my head and I must share:
I just flashed back to the Simpsons episode where Homer visits a quack doctor for a cheap heart bypass. An angry patient crashes in on them, prompting the doctor to say:
"If it isn't my old friend Arthur McClegg
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
The patient looked exactly as you would imagine.
Posted by: padraig | September 12, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I know a man with a wooden leg named Fleming.
Posted by: Clankie | September 12, 2012 at 03:42 PM
Whats the name of his other leg ? (Mary Poppins 1965) (....in process of dying of laughter and floating away......)
Posted by: LeDud | September 12, 2012 at 04:23 PM
This guy has a brother who loves golf.
But I hear he has a nasty hook.
Posted by: Steve | September 12, 2012 at 06:18 PM
So this guy said to his one-legged girlfriend, "Peg.."
And she said "No, I'm Elean...."
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 12, 2012 at 09:10 PM