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A Cantonment woman is facing charges after her ex-boyfriend accused her of attacking him at his home in Okaloosa County. He says she beat him with his own prosthetic leg.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

She might have gotten further on foot....

[LeDud]

I predict a reunion on the Maury Povich show. I suggest instead of the usual paternity test, a humanity test to see if either are human.

[padraig]

"Its my left leg. It's amputated up to my ankle," he said.

How can you even do that? Did they amputate all the stuff between his ankle and knee and re-attach the foot? Now THAT would put a heck of a hitch in your giddy-up.

[padraig]

Now I have this going through my head and I must share:

I just flashed back to the Simpsons episode where Homer visits a quack doctor for a cheap heart bypass. An angry patient crashes in on them, prompting the doctor to say:

"If it isn't my old friend Arthur McClegg
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."

The patient looked exactly as you would imagine.

[Clankie]

I know a man with a wooden leg named Fleming.

[LeDud]

Whats the name of his other leg ? (Mary Poppins 1965) (....in process of dying of laughter and floating away......)

[Steve]

This guy has a brother who loves golf.
But I hear he has a nasty hook.

[PirateBoy]

So this guy said to his one-legged girlfriend, "Peg.."

And she said "No, I'm Elean...."