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September 20, 2012

BUT NEXT TIME HE GETS THE DEATH PENALTY

An Irish tourist accused of wielding a knife during the theft of two cannolis from an Italian bakery in Boston has avoided jail time.

(Thanks to bonmot)

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Take the knife, leave the cannoli.

Welcome back Bonmot.

I can see this guy at the airport:
"That's not a knife! THIS is a knife."
"Splatt" as he hits the floor with a ton of TSA on his @$$.

Who holds up an Italian anything in Boston... Someone named Danny Deathwish ?

"YOU THERE! DROP THE KNIFE AND KEEP THE CANNOLI! I MEAN DROP THE KNIFE AND DROP THE CANNOLI! SORRY, I WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT WATCHING THE GODFATHER TRILOGY!"

But yer honor, we don't have canolly in the auld sod, you old sod.

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