ATTENTION, BEAUTY-PAGEANT CONTESTANTS:
3. The distance between the two nipples should be at least 20 centimeters.
(Thanks to Anthony Tao)
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September 07, 2012
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I'll take up the gauntlet and volunteer to be the person who measures. For science, of course.
Posted by: Dmentd | September 07, 2012 at 04:49 PM
I have no idea the distance between my two main nipps, but my "spare" is about 2-2 1/2 inches below my left main, so that means...um...is that cosine or sine? Hmmm.
Oh, the heck with it. I didn't wanna win the contest, anyway.
Posted by: Steve | September 07, 2012 at 04:53 PM
Steve...the contestants, the contestants. Get away from me with that tape measure...
Posted by: Dmentd | September 07, 2012 at 04:59 PM
If I lay my two hands flat on the desk with the thumbs just touching, the distance between the centers of the two hands is 8 inches, which just happens to be 20.32 cm! No need for a tape measure ladies.
Posted by: WVplantman | September 07, 2012 at 05:10 PM
Didn't 8-inch Nipples open for Nine-inch Nails?
Posted by: Ralph | September 07, 2012 at 05:40 PM
In other words, contestants, DO NOT wear a CYN dress (cow and yak nipple) dress!
Posted by: JD | September 07, 2012 at 06:29 PM
If Michelle Pfeiffer's nipples are only 19.5cms apart, we are willing to overlook this gross deformity and have her children, because we are that kind of guy.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 07, 2012 at 07:27 PM
So 20cm is the minimum. Dare I ask what they've set as the maximum?
Posted by: padraig | September 07, 2012 at 10:07 PM
I always considered the ideal distance between two nipples to be the width of my head. But that is just one man's opinion.
Posted by: wingnut | September 07, 2012 at 10:42 PM
At the place I retired from, we could have done this analysis with an image algorithm or two. In fact, maybe that's how they came up with it - download a bunch of source images ... hmmm. What do you mean NSFW? This IS W. You don't believe it, call my project officer.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 08, 2012 at 09:14 AM
What is Chinese for lawsuit?
Is a nipometer used for this?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 08, 2012 at 09:38 AM