AOOOOOOO

But a team of werewolf experts from Paris have been investigating the scene, convinced the half-man half-wolf beast is responsible for the attacks.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I understand they are looking for a guy with perfect hair.

[mazar larry]

I'm trying to imagine "a team of werewolf experts."

[Meanie the Blue]

Wolfman Jacques?

[Omniskeptic]

Lycanthropologists. Usually, it's nothing this exciting -- just comparative studies of the dispersion of differing beard styles across time and geography, origin myths (some WWs believe they're descended from ZZ Top,) and linguistics (proto-algonquian has the root word "Aooooo" as used here, whereas Finno-Permic languages add an R ("Arooooo.") All pretty much academic, especially given that they don't exist.

[Steve]

I bet my son-in-law is involved somehow.
He can grow a beard between breakfast and brunch.

[Wolfsong]

Ok I know what you're thinking. But I have NOT left the country, and I don't like sheep. In any sense. At all.

Honest.

[Ralph]

There's an old preventative technique for avoiding that -- shephards.

[Elon]

Coooookie crisp.

[max]

Isn't that just like lycanthropologists, seeing werewolves everywhere. Cut throats mean it's much more likely to be some other therianthrope, werewolves usually rip the lungs out (especially of people named James).

[Dmentd]

This makes me miss Warren Zevon.