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September 10, 2012

ANOTHER ITEM YOU WILL WANT TO AVOID CLICKING ON, ESPECIALLY IF YOU INTEND TO EVER EAT AGAIN...

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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obviously
he didn't give a sh!t

"You are the wrong people..."

Not a phrase you want to hear a judge say, at least if you're the defendant.

If he grew up drinking Rhinelander beer, he can plead nutrition-based insanity. Its motto is "It's From Your Town, You HAVE To Drink It." Dysentery in a can with a picture of a deer on it. Just what you need to permanently kill your taste buds.

BTW, ligirl? If you have more jokes like that and are willing to move to northern Wisconsin, I can guarantee you a dozen marriage proposals within a week of moving into your trailer. Two dozen if you get a double-wide trailer. Three dozen if you can rattle off the top 10 NASCAR drivers. (Although most of the women up there can do that.)

Did he have a s**t eatin' grin?

^translation for the 'family blog':

obviously
he didn't want to donate a feces specimen

Somehow, there has to be an agropelter involved in this.

no recipes this time?

Perhaps he is a confused grad student, working on his Master's Feces?

Nah, I got nothin'.

not going to affect my appetite
you won't ever find heroin or doo-doo on my menu

Well....at least it was his own.

One of my puppies used to eat his poop. Not the same thing, I guess.

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