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September 13, 2012


New York City officer fired for ticketing dead people

(Thanks to The Perts)


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They were probably all better drivers than some I've seen here in Disgusta. Worst drivers I've ever seen, and I've driven in Boston, California (extensively,) Florida, Germany (extensively,) and Italy.

Obviously Dmentd has never been on I-485 in Charlotte, on a Friday, during rush hour. I got stuck on it once while on the back of a motorcycle, sandwiched between two semi's. And that's why I go to Church now!

Italy was the worst, by the way. Except Disgusta. And NC, I've driven in Charlotte too...

I remember a bumper sticker from Austin that said, "Pray for me, I drive 183".

That was 15 years ago. I don't know if they ever fixed up that road...

On their way to vote, no doubt.

Flukey, 'tis still accurate

One of our "bad seeds" as a health inspector was giving a report to the Board of Health about school inspections.
He told what he found at one school. This prompted one Board member to turn to his neighbor and ask, "Say, didn't they close that school a couple of years ago?"
Quick as a flash, the inspector said, "I wondered where everybody was!"
It didn't save him. That was his last report.

Isn't I-485 in Charlotte a NASCAR speedway?

HA! The dead always drive in the LEFT LANE on 1-95!

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