A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY

"She went through three different yards, fences, bushes, mailboxes, garbage cans, and finally came to rest on the guy wire of a power pole," Hoyal said.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who also sent this)

Comments

[nursecindy]

You may call this bad driving but I call it parallel parking. I don't see a problem.

[padraig]

I think the Weather Service should reconsider their method of naming hurricanes. Clearly this woman deserves to have a natural disaster named after her. "Hurricane Jeris" just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

[wingnut]

You have to give her credit. Most people would be satisfied with one yard, two at most. Not enough people in this country are willing to give the effort needed to do something this spectacular anymore.
Super Dave Osborne salutes you.

[Steve @ Secret Location]

I sure am glad that they put those support wires on power poles. Otherwise how would these drivers ever stop?

[queensbee]

evel kneival couldnt have done taht.

[DrPat]

Clearly, the airbag is to blame...

[JD]

"Once I hit the curb and the airbags came out, I couldn't see anything," Herrera said. "That's why I went so far — I couldn't see anything once the airbag deployed.

Makes perfect sense. I never press the brake pedal when I can't see anything while I'm driving. You never know what you might not hit if you stop suddenly.

[Steve]

Another satisfied client of the "Jeffy of the Family Circle Driving School".

[Wiredog]

Having lived in Utah for ten years I am not at all surprised. If SLC had the population density of Miami we'd be talking about Utah Driver's Licenses...

[Ralph]

I suppose the "couldn't see" excuse is why she was on the guy wire and not the gal wire.

[Spiny Norman]

In 2005, she pleaded no contest in Murray Justice Court to a reduced charge of reckless driving. She was originally charged with DUI, according to court records. She also pleaded no contest to improper lane chang. In exchange, a driving on the wrong side of the road charge was dismissed.

Are we sure she doesn't already have a Florida Drivers License?

[Clankie]

One reason why the flying car they promised you hasn't been invented yet.

[Steve]

So it's true as Kissinger said, women are attracted to power?

[mazar larry]

I'm guessing you won't see Jeris in church with Romney.