September 19, 2012
(Thanks to Unholy Slackarrrrr)
THEY IMMEDIATELY HANDED HIM BACK
(Thanks to Unholy Slackarrrr)
GUESS THE STATE, MATEYS
A man being questioned in a DUI investigation smelled of booze and told deputies he's "not taking no sobriety test." "I done seen it on the MythBusters," Dustan Edward Carpenter, 35, is quoted as saying Sept. 12.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyarrrrrson)
PETER AND THE STARRRRRRCATCHER MUSTACHE CONTEST
I just left the Brooks Atkinson Theater, where Matthew Saldivar -- who plays Black Stache in Peter and the Starcatcher -- and I judged the mustache contest. Among the winners were these two wenches, who knitted their mustaches while waiting in in line:
Also winning were these young buccaneers (and their mom):
There were many styles of mustaches on display, made from many materials, including cotton...
Some mustaches were held on with Scotch tape.
There was also a mustache-wearing bunny:
Here are Matthew and I with the winners:
Thanks to everybody who came out on a fine and piratical fall NYC morning.