Dave Barry's Blog

WHY YOU SHOULD STICK TO BEER

Naked monk in woods 'had eaten bad berries'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GROCERY PROMOTION OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Kinky.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SWELL

Hamilton researcher discovers nearly toothless rat

(Thanks to The Perts)

IS OUR SCHOOLS LEARNING?

We report; you decide.

(Thanks to jon harris)

THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

To Battle Iguanas, Puerto Rico Has New Plan: Put Them on Menu

(Thanks to The Perts)

ARRR

Say ARRR! Krispy Kreme Talk Like A Pirate Day Giveaway

FLATHEAD COUNTY: THE MIDDLE EAST OF MONTANA

5:17 p.m. A man on Harmony Court called 911 to report that a long-haired boy and a blond girl were making out heavily in front of his house. He would like a deputy to confront them as he was sure they would be “shedding their clothes” soon. He would also like their parents to be notified of their indecencies.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MY TOWN

MIAMI, Sept. 13 (UPI) -- A defense lawyer posted a photo of her client's leopard-print underwear on Facebook, prompting a judge to declare a mistrial in the Florida man's murder trial.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR TWISTED SISTER

Galactic Death Zone

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

THIS ECONOMY IS *BRUTAL*

Killer whales have longer menopause to care for adult sons

(Thanks to Kelly Dubé)