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September 13, 2012
ALL OF WHOM POSSESSED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
New York City officer fired for ticketing dead people
(Thanks to The Perts)
'WE BOTH WOKE UP TO A VERY LOUD BANG'
Frozen Waste From Plane Possibly Caused Holes In Long Island Roofs
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
BECAUSE THERE WERE NOT ENOUGH WAYS TO WASTE TIME ON THE INTERNET
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
A woman discovers that her ex-boyfriend has been living in her attic.
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
Another version here.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY REMINDER
It's coming. And I'm going to observe it by going to New York to help Peter and the Starcatcher actor Matthew "Black Stache" Saldivar give out free tickets to people with mustaches (real or fake) (the mustaches, I mean, not the people). So if you have ever wanted -- And who has not? -- to get a free ticket to Peter and the Starcatcher in exchange for having a real or fake mustache, this is your chance.
JUST TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP
FAST FOOD BAIT AND SWITCH
HE CALLS HIMSELF 'VIRAL'
Man walks into bar, orders a water, eats black pepper then heads to Wisconsin
(Thanks to Fred Hudson)
GUESS THE STATE
Suspect uses smartphone for robbery note
(Thanks to Ralph)
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU MAKING IT THERE
NYC club's bathrooms offer two-way view
(Thanks to Ralph and Suzie Q. Wacvet)
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS HIS WALLET WILL BE DISGUSTING
Josh Sankey Will Travel Across America Using Only Bacon as Money
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND PUT THE VEIL BACK ON
New monkey unveiled to the world
(Thanks to The Perts)
UPDATE: "Bright aquamarine buttocks and testicles. What a signal!"
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT BLOODY MARY MIX
Queens DA: 15 JFK Workers Stole 100,000 Tiny Booze Bottles
(Thanks to The Perts and Bill Hudgins)
