Dave Barry's Blog

ANOTHER ITEM YOU WILL WANT TO AVOID CLICKING ON, ESPECIALLY IF YOU INTEND TO EVER EAT AGAIN...

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GOOD TO KNOW

Wind issue “not flatulence”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEN:

Under no circumstances whatsoever should you click here.

Really.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, Jeff Meyerson and Joel Farr)

CLEARLY HE BELONGS IN THE FLORIDA LEGISATURE

Sir Tony Baldry MP hits four cars while parking

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

I GOT YER RARE PRIMATE RIGHT HERE

Airport guards catch man smuggling rare primate in his pants

(Thanks to David Emery)

THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE NATIONAL GUARD TO FORM A PERIMETER AROUND FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:59 a.m. Someone on Highway 35 in Kalispell found a dead bat.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

EMERGENCY ROOM BOUNCERS

Working in an Indian hospital can be dangerous. In April, a week before DDU hired the bouncers, friends of an emergency-room patient punched a doctor in the face and broke his nose before going on a rampage with hockey sticks, swinging at windows, lights, furniture and medical staff.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Fermenting herring prompted gas leak call

(Thanks to Raph)