Dave Barry's Blog

MORAL SUFFERING

Wouldn't everyone working in a mall qualify?

(Thanks to Ralph Kirshner)

EWW

Hurricane-force rats

(Thanks to Another Dave)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY

"She went through three different yards, fences, bushes, mailboxes, garbage cans, and finally came to rest on the guy wire of a power pole," Hoyal said.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who also sent this)

IMPORTANT CONVENTION-RELATED NEWS ITEM

Lap dance is tax-exempt art, strip club argues

(Thanks to Kendall Avery)

CHARLOTTE:

A hard-hitting, virtually incomprehensible report.