Dave Barry's Blog

DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO GUESS THE STATE

The owners of Lola's Burrito Joint in Jacksonville, Fla. say they were just trying to be funny when they dubbed one of their massive burritos the "Wetback Willie."

(Thanks to jon harris)

CRIME OF THE WEEK AWARD

Drive-by Tebowing

(Thanks to Rick Chandler)

REMARKABLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

'Highway to Hell', frying pan bring 4 arrests in 26 hours

(Thanks to Jerald Nichols, Unholy Slacker, Tom Meerschaert and Chuck)

TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME WHEN THE INTERNET'S BACK UP

Addo did have some medical training, and acted enough like a doctor not to raise any serious suspicion beyond one nurse -- interviewed after Addo's Aug. 24, arrest -- who wondered why he consulted ask.com when she questioned his treatment plan, Metts said.

(Thanks to The Perts)

NO ONE SHOULD CLICK THIS LINK

Though we admit we are a bit curious about the "safe handling" concept.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)