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August 20, 2012

YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GUESS THE STATE

Crossing guard, 89, injured by bicyclist, 92

(Thanks to B'game)

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Darn Kids!

In the movie version, Tom Cruise will play the part of the cyclist.

I was just about to send this in.

They should have been tending to their lawns.

Give the guy a break he was swerving to avoid being hit by a car driven by a kid of 44.

Vermont?

Sounds like a British comedy.

West VA? No wait...

Mikey, In WV people don't ride bikes... too much like exercise. And there are no crossing guards because people don't walk... too much like exercise.

I think they got the bicyclist's name backwards. The story I heard was that Susie threw herself at the bicyclist who is more commonly known to most most other 89-year-old babes in the area as Nguyen The Hung.

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