YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GUESS THE STATE
Crossing guard, 89, injured by bicyclist, 92
(Thanks to B'game)
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August 20, 2012
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Darn Kids!
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson | August 20, 2012 at 07:14 PM
In the movie version, Tom Cruise will play the part of the cyclist.
Posted by: Clankie | August 20, 2012 at 07:24 PM
I was just about to send this in.
They should have been tending to their lawns.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 20, 2012 at 08:12 PM
Give the guy a break he was swerving to avoid being hit by a car driven by a kid of 44.
Posted by: max | August 20, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Vermont?
Posted by: wiredog | August 21, 2012 at 06:52 AM
Sounds like a British comedy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 21, 2012 at 07:02 AM
West VA? No wait...
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 21, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Mikey, In WV people don't ride bikes... too much like exercise. And there are no crossing guards because people don't walk... too much like exercise.
Posted by: random thunking | August 21, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I think they got the bicyclist's name backwards. The story I heard was that Susie threw herself at the bicyclist who is more commonly known to most most other 89-year-old babes in the area as Nguyen The Hung.
Posted by: JD | August 21, 2012 at 06:41 PM