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on-going research into developing techniques to control the snakes,
Have they considered no limit hunting and lots of snakeskin boots, jackets, and bikinis?
Posted by: wiredog | August 14, 2012 at 08:30 AM
Were the Olympics everything that you thought they would be? Welcome back by the way. Did you miss Florida?
Posted by: Theresa | August 14, 2012 at 08:32 AM
Monster python? Did you bring home any of those Olympic souvenir condoms?
Finding one in your yard will really improve your long jump and 100 meter dash.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 14, 2012 at 08:33 AM
Welcome back Dave. I thought it said a Monty Python at first. Obviously I need more coffee.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 14, 2012 at 08:47 AM
Welcome home, Dave/. I was about to send this but I knew you'd be all over it...so to speak.
And yes, I saw Monster Python open for Ozzy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 14, 2012 at 08:51 AM
87 eggs and no predators. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 14, 2012 at 09:15 AM
Let's just get Flo to try to sell the snakes insurance.
Then, they'll install their own tracking devices.
Voila!
Posted by: Steve | August 14, 2012 at 09:24 AM
Oh, a real python. I thought Dave meant something else, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: jon | August 14, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Dave has Olympic souvenir condoms in his yard? Why can't he just plant flowers like the rest of us?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 14, 2012 at 10:54 AM
The pythons are welcome in my yard if they'll eat groundhogs.
Posted by: Tinkerbell | August 14, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Boots for all the blogettes?
Posted by: Ken in Jax | August 14, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Kate plus 87 ???
Posted by: Betsy | August 14, 2012 at 11:03 AM
They're really a reproductive and invasive animal ... kind of like, oh, hell, what is it? Something sapiens, I think it was. Breeds like mad, holds silly games every four years, invades things ...
It'll come to me.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 14, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Wiredog, you've got it backwards. Ban hunting of the python and outlaw snakeskin products. Then let the poachers and black marketeers do their work. They'll be gone in no time.
Posted by: JD | August 14, 2012 at 11:15 AM
If having 8 kids makes one an Octomom then what does having 87 make one?
Posted by: frederic1943 | August 14, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Ken! You da man!!!!!
Phython is the new neutral.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 14, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Sorry Jan, shoulda watched that antecedent. Olympic condoms make nice balloon pythons for the kiddies, though.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 14, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I figure one snake that size will make about 4 pairs of python boots or snakeskin socks.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 14, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Loud,
Good guess. Think a mid-sized handbag and a clutch as well.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 14, 2012 at 12:38 PM
'Puter bag and weekender would round it out nicely, Mikey. O/T My hubby's having his colonoscopy tomorrow!!!
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 14, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Jan,
Been there! But it is worth it! The prep is the worst part. YUCK!!!! I found that if you keep the yucky stuff cold and count to 10 as you drink it, it seems to help.
But the rest is just a nap.
Good luck to your hubby!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 14, 2012 at 02:16 PM
Thanks Mikey. I'm next. Got Dave's motivational video on a loop.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 14, 2012 at 02:25 PM
Segue from very large snake to colonoscopy. Makes me shudder.
Posted by: WVplantman | August 14, 2012 at 02:32 PM
" Judas Snake "... Probably already the name of a rock group.
Posted by: Clankie | August 14, 2012 at 02:52 PM
Toto? Toto?
Posted by: fivver | August 14, 2012 at 03:00 PM
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Toto's not here, man.
Posted by: Snakes ate NMUA | August 14, 2012 at 03:25 PM
There's supposed to be the word "burp" between the brackets.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 14, 2012 at 03:26 PM
I wonder if Dave has jet lag? Dave? Dave wake up! Do you have jet lag? Dave?
*grabs NMUA's ankles to pull him out of jaws of death, see's snake and let's go*
Posted by: nursecindy | August 14, 2012 at 04:45 PM
Dave's not here, man.
Posted by: Ralph | August 14, 2012 at 06:11 PM
And are you sure we're not in Seattle?
Posted by: Ralph | August 14, 2012 at 11:06 PM