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August 16, 2012

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

The United States is recalling millions of faulty flushing mechanisms that have caused toilets to explode, creating “laceration risks” for toilet users.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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"Anyone who owns a toilet with the recalled system should shut off the water connection to the toilet and contact Flushmate"

and cross your legs.

Or just use Padraig's neighbor's lawn.

Exploding Toilets WBAGNFARB.

LFEDs

Low Flow Explosive Devices

So Mikey, do you suppose that means you have to flush twice to get them to blow up?

There have been times when the surprise was that it did not explode.

Can of whup ass.

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