THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SO FEW WOMEN PLAY IN THE NFL
Texas woman sues Dallas Cowboys, claims hot bench burned her buttocks
(Thanks to The Perts)
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August 18, 2012
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Anyone that thinks sitting on a black marble bench in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon in Texas is a good idea, is a moron. I'm sorry she got burned but use your brain!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 18, 2012 at 01:04 PM
It would be safer to pour fresh McDonald's coffee on your lap. And we all know how that turned out
Posted by: wingnut | August 18, 2012 at 01:08 PM
As a Dallas-area resident, this embarrasses me. Trust me, most of us have a lot more common sense than this woman.
Posted by: Kev | August 18, 2012 at 01:10 PM
Sounds like a bum deal to me....
In the town I once knew, a woman attempted to sue McD's after she put her son, wearing shorts, on a steel playland slide. It was 115 outside of the time. She claims they "should have warned her".
As a cartoon character once said: What a maroon!
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 18, 2012 at 01:13 PM
she should've protected her end zone
Posted by: ligirl | August 18, 2012 at 01:53 PM
The part that hung over the ends of the bench wasn't burned, though.
Posted by: Clankie | August 18, 2012 at 03:07 PM
They "should have warned her"? Like how?
MORONS DON'T SIT HERE
If she (supposedly) sat there and (supposedly) felt the burn why did she (again, supposedly) keep sitting? What was she (allegedly) thinking: if I can sit here long enough to really hurt myself I can get a big payday?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 18, 2012 at 04:14 PM
Cross over hot buns.
NC, she sat on her brain.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 18, 2012 at 09:22 PM
I am imagining Jerry Jones having to clean burnt batootie skin of his marble bench.
I am enjoying this thought.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | August 20, 2012 at 06:35 AM