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August 16, 2012

THERE IS CLASSY

...and then there is Florida Classy.

ADVISORY: Bad language, semi-nudity, general stupidity.

(Thanks to Moe)

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I have no words...

Hogs:

There are no words.

"Wanna see my tattoo?"
"No."

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me neither. gross. who does this? oh, never mind.
we are in need of some darwins here.

You obviously haven't seen Honey Boo Boo....

so tat's uranus?

'But..but..' the reporter sputtered....

Using an ungrounded electrical device in an area with the potential for outbreaks of flammable gas? Good thing no one from OSHA was there.

Look, I'm generally one to live and let live, let people make their own (stupid) choices, etc. But as a father of three daughters, I want to smack this girl. Hard. But I have a feeling there's no knocking any sense into her. *SIGH* This is what brought the Roman Empire down, you know: butthole tattoos.

Not going within a million miles of that one. And as we're in that neck-of-the-woods, hubby's colonoscopy yesterday was a breeze.

This is NOT the kind of girl you bring home to meet your mother.

NC, unless your mother is a cast member of [insert name of random reality show here].

What's lower than a tramp stamp?

Reminds me of the old joke about the woman who gets tattoos of Elvis and John Lennon, one on each cheek. She bends over to get her husband's reaction, and he says, "Well, I don't even recognize the ones on each side, but that Willy Nelson in the middle is right on."

That will make for an interesting colonoscopy.

Why am I reminded of the stories about guys in the ER who accidentally sat on something?

Does the tattoo say "insert here"?

Butthole tattoo WBAGNFARB

Tattooroids.

"That tattoo artist is a pain in the neck."
"Oh, I had a much lower opinion of him."

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