Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
The herpes B virus is a real threat. The mortality rate is 80%. And the survivors end up with some brain damage. But if the monkey isn't biting or spitting at anyone, it's probably not spreading Herpes B.
I guess my recent two week vacation on the Gulf west of Clearwater was a smashing success. I managed to not see the critter or even hear/read about it.
Mr Yates says he's nailed the animal numerous times with a dart gun, gradually upping the dose, but to no avail. Seems the monkey is shrewd enough to go hide and sleep off the drug. It may be time to up the dosage to a 12-gauge level.
So...The rumors are true: Joe is going to be there.
Posted by: Clankie | August 22, 2012 at 02:15 PM
“They’re infamous for throwing feces at things they don’t like.”
Yep. Sounds like a Republican.
Posted by: wiredog | August 22, 2012 at 02:53 PM
If the government of FL has a duty to protect us from
irresponsible, feces-flinging sub-humanssimians, they're sure not doing a very good job of it.Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 22, 2012 at 03:08 PM
The herpes B virus is a real threat. The mortality rate is 80%. And the survivors end up with some brain damage. But if the monkey isn't biting or spitting at anyone, it's probably not spreading Herpes B.
Posted by: Elon | August 22, 2012 at 05:00 PM
I guess my recent two week vacation on the Gulf west of Clearwater was a smashing success. I managed to not see the critter or even hear/read about it.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 22, 2012 at 06:44 PM
The news says Tampa is in for a big wind.
And there may be a hurricane, too.
Posted by: Steve | August 22, 2012 at 06:49 PM
"...infamous for throwing feces...."
Monkey see, monkey doo doo.
Posted by: Ralph | August 22, 2012 at 10:54 PM
There's a great name for a rock band in there somewhere.
Posted by: BerlinBlues | August 23, 2012 at 09:51 AM
Mr Yates says he's nailed the animal numerous times with a dart gun, gradually upping the dose, but to no avail. Seems the monkey is shrewd enough to go hide and sleep off the drug. It may be time to up the dosage to a 12-gauge level.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | August 23, 2012 at 09:07 PM