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August 22, 2012


Topless babysitter found passed out in hotel parking lot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "Guess the state.")


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It's amazing where you find these stories.

This section of the paper is a whole new paradise of reading!

She started celebrating National Topless Day a bit early. NTTAWWT

Gag. Woman, stay inside for Topless Day.

she puts the ho in hotel

Was she drinking at the Dagger and Rose?

From the looks of her I don't think I'd let her watch my goldfish.

jon, that's one of my favorite sections, along with this one.

12:09 a.m. A woman called in stating that she just received a phone call from a woman asking to speak to her husband. When she told the woman that her husband was sleeping, the other woman confessed that she had been “sleeping with him.” The wife stated that her husband was 84 years old and had not been sleeping with anyone.

Thanks goodness Wednesday and Pugsley came through the ordeal ok.

Man if I was looking for a baby-sitter, I couldn't find a more pleasant looking hag to trust my child to. I would have never, ever, in a million years, thought something like this would happen. What are the odds?

I'd look twice but I'm a dirty old man. However, passed out while topless in a motel parking lot does violate the few standards I have.
Also, I'm married. Yes, dear, I put that in like you told me to.

Steve, did you see her picture before you said that? After looking once, I don't think you'd have eyes capable of looking a second time.

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