NOW THAT'S TALENT
My 3-year old daughter came running into the kitchen and said, "Mama! Come see! I drew a picture of Dave Barry!" Sure enough, she had - complete with glasses - on the dry-erase board. The book floating around our house right now is "Dave Barry's Money Secrets" but I think she took the likeness from "Greatest Hits," which is on the bookshelf.
I've always said she's an artist.-- Lauren Van Nort,
mother of Caroline

Wow. Stunning likeness.
One minor thing, though...I think Dave has two eyes, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2012 at 02:22 PM
Another minor thing -- she didn't pick up the nose ring.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 09, 2012 at 02:23 PM
Jeff!
You are so right!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 02:25 PM
Got the hands right.
No blue shirt?
Posted by: poker | August 09, 2012 at 02:32 PM
I like the way she captured his trim arms and intelligent expression. Also, she's my niece, just wanted to mention that.
Posted by: SaraJ | August 09, 2012 at 02:39 PM
I think Caroline is a budding Picasso. Great job! The hair is perfect.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 09, 2012 at 02:39 PM
Hey, give the kid a break! She could have drawn flowers, kitty cats, or unicorns, but she chose to draw DAVE BARRY! That is awesome in itself!
Posted by: Uncle M@ | August 09, 2012 at 02:40 PM
Looks a little like Gene Barry too.
Posted by: Clankie | August 09, 2012 at 02:45 PM
Looks like the whole fam damily is going to turn out for Caroline's first online art show. I'm not kidding: I have a Dave Barry book in my car right now. A co-worker brought some old paperbacks to work, and somehow the rest of the cretins at my job didn't recognize the rare opportunity to own a 15 year old work of Barry literary art. Anyway, great job from another biased uncle.
Posted by: Uncle Nil | August 09, 2012 at 02:46 PM
I never really noticed how much Dave looks like Calvin before.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 09, 2012 at 03:07 PM
Welcome to DixieDove. Don't mention the different horse competitions, or we're all going to be sent to the principal's office again.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 09, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Welcome to the
asylumBlog, Caroline's family. There's always something to see around here.Posted by: Guin | August 09, 2012 at 03:24 PM
I don't know ... is photorealism really art? Where's the interpretation? What's the narrative? Where is the ambiguity? Over there, in a box. And how come no strange British Olympick marketing characters, stealing Dave's duffel bag?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 09, 2012 at 03:40 PM
VERY cute knees Dave, if I may be so bold.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 09, 2012 at 03:43 PM
cyclops dave. great art!
Posted by: queensbee | August 09, 2012 at 04:23 PM
Sad it's too late to go on a Rock Bottom Remainders poster.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | August 09, 2012 at 04:26 PM
Now I see why the kids on the playground teased Dave by calling him tilde-mouth.
Posted by: mazar larry | August 09, 2012 at 04:30 PM
lol@larry again!
Posted by: judi the barberho | August 09, 2012 at 04:50 PM
If I may correct virtually everyone above, I see two eyes in that photograph-quality drawing.
However, it was probably a post-pub likeness.
Posted by: Steve | August 09, 2012 at 05:21 PM
Steve's right, there are two eyes. They're just in the classic emoticon configuration: O_o.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | August 09, 2012 at 05:45 PM
She got Dave's tarantula hands perfect.
Posted by: padraig | August 09, 2012 at 06:10 PM
a. good work Caroline!
2. Does Ms.Van Nort get praised or reprimanded for allowing a 3 year-old access to Dave Barry?
Posted by: IBID | August 09, 2012 at 06:42 PM
Them's some gooood drugs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 09, 2012 at 06:44 PM
Naked three-year-old calls 911, demands ride to buy beer, assaults police with whiteboard. Authorities believe Dave Barry exposure was involved.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 09, 2012 at 07:13 PM
Little Miss Van Nort does have access to Dave Barry, but I'm not too worried since she reads the books upside down.
Posted by: Lauren Van Nort | August 09, 2012 at 07:19 PM
I have to say, my 9 year old son is also one of your biggest fans. And, because I realized early on that your "DBGTBAOHOS" was by far the best baby book on the market, he literally cut his teeth on it. (and I am not using that as a cliché).
So when he learned to read at three and a half (which I am positive he did just to see what mum and dad found so hilarious) he was immediately drawn to our bookshelf full of Dave Barry books, and being just three and a half, he immediately started in trying to destroy them. (Hey he may be able to read, but he was still three and a half).
Over the years, I have replaced certain volumes several times, his two favourites seem to be DBGTBAOHOS and DBGTC (he is on the computer almost every waking moment).
When I get a new anthology, there is often a struggle as to who gets to read it first. When he has been asked who his heroes are, your name is often in the list, although, to be fair, you sometimes get pushed out when he gets a new anthology of 'Classic Spiderman Graphic Novel' comics...
Cheers
Kellie Dubé
PS
He thought it was *extremely* unfair when I told him he wasn't going to be allowed to read 'Lunatics' till after he was 18... =}
Posted by: Kellie Dubé | August 09, 2012 at 07:23 PM
Kellie, as a responsible parent, I waited until my son was eleven before I gave him "Big Trouble." After he finished, he asked if he could lend it to his teacher because Mr. Dimock would borrow it at lunch. :)
Posted by: Guin | August 09, 2012 at 08:15 PM
BRILLIANT!!
She got the hair right!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2012 at 08:34 PM
If she starts to draw Walter, then I'd be worried!
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 09, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Isn't that cute.
Posted by: Theresa | August 10, 2012 at 12:01 AM
That's uncanny!!!!!
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet (the TRUE original) | August 10, 2012 at 04:59 AM
Picasso, Jr.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 10, 2012 at 08:09 AM
Jeez, that 3 year old draws gooder than I.
Posted by: maryqos | August 10, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Personally, I find the ears most appealing.
Posted by: Mary Mc | August 10, 2012 at 09:55 AM
If you read the books upside down and backwards, you get secret messages like "John is dead" and "Alcohol was involved" and so on.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 10, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Dave's inner Bart.
Don't have a cow, man.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | August 10, 2012 at 07:46 PM
Whoa. She really captured the jetlag.
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 10, 2012 at 11:50 PM