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August 09, 2012

NEWS YOU CAN USE, ASSUMING YOU ARE WILLING TO CAUSE STRESS IN MEN

Stressed Men Like Bigger Butts

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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That's funny.

Just checked my BMI, (Butt Measuring Index)

I'm in the just ran out of beer, but (har) there is more in there is more in the fridge range for guys.

For us gals, I am in the only try on swim suits with my BFF range!

Did I repeat myself did I repeat myself?

*cuts MikeyVa off*
Mikey I have no problem trying on bathing suits. Actually wearing them in public is an entirely different matter.

nursecindy,

My BFF is terrfic. We are very clear with each other as to what we think looks good and not.

Her comments include, "You wear that and you are walking home," Even if I am driving.

stressed men are DEFINITELY like Bigger Butts @sses


duh

ligirl,

Men! Can't live with 'em, Can't shoot 'em."

Hey now! We have out uses! Stomping spiders, taking out the trash, baking chocolate chip cookies.

Wiredog,

Yes, the blogger guys here are the cream of the crop of good guyness.

PS. I can take care of my own spiders, I have a Glock, and lots of wood putty and wall spackle.

I have empirical evidence that stress can also result from butt size, providing you fail to keep your observations to yourself.

good point, larry!

The killer guy question:

Does this outfit make my butt look fat?

Just take poison, you will never get the right answer!

I didn't realize Sir Mix A lot was so stressed. Baby got back

Thanks for reminding me Mikey. Blog guys? Do these new shorts make my butt look big?

That depends ... do you have a Glock, too?

Just right, NC.

More to squeeze, more to please.

nc: Shorts don't make your butt look big; your butt makes your butt look big.

Bloomers, on the other hand....

Ralph,

See that black van in front of your house?

Thank you Mikey.
I would also like to add:
Ralph, See that woman with a glock standing next to the black van in front of your house?

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