NEWS YOU CAN USE, ASSUMING YOU ARE WILLING TO CAUSE STRESS IN MEN
Stressed Men Like Bigger Butts
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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August 09, 2012
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That's funny.
Posted by: Theresa | August 09, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Just checked my BMI, (Butt Measuring Index)
I'm in the just ran out of beer, but (har) there is more in there is more in the fridge range for guys.
For us gals, I am in the only try on swim suits with my BFF range!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Did I repeat myself did I repeat myself?
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 12:59 PM
*cuts MikeyVa off*
Mikey I have no problem trying on bathing suits. Actually wearing them in public is an entirely different matter.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 09, 2012 at 01:01 PM
nursecindy,
My BFF is terrfic. We are very clear with each other as to what we think looks good and not.
Her comments include, "You wear that and you are walking home," Even if I am driving.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 01:10 PM
stressed men are DEFINITELY like Bigger
Butts@ssesduh
Posted by: ligirl | August 09, 2012 at 01:11 PM
ligirl,
Men! Can't live with 'em, Can't shoot 'em."
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 01:14 PM
Hey now! We have out uses! Stomping spiders, taking out the trash, baking chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: wiredog | August 09, 2012 at 01:27 PM
Wiredog,
Yes, the blogger guys here are the cream of the crop of good guyness.
PS. I can take care of my own spiders, I have a Glock, and lots of wood putty and wall spackle.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 01:45 PM
I have empirical evidence that stress can also result from butt size, providing you fail to keep your observations to yourself.
Posted by: mazar larry | August 09, 2012 at 02:02 PM
good point, larry!
Posted by: judi the barberho | August 09, 2012 at 02:20 PM
The killer guy question:
Does this outfit make my butt look fat?
Just take poison, you will never get the right answer!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 09, 2012 at 02:26 PM
I didn't realize Sir Mix A lot was so stressed. Baby got back
Posted by: WVplantman | August 09, 2012 at 02:28 PM
Thanks for reminding me Mikey. Blog guys? Do these new shorts make my butt look big?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 09, 2012 at 02:41 PM
That depends ... do you have a Glock, too?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 09, 2012 at 03:28 PM
Just right, NC.
Posted by: Dmentd | August 09, 2012 at 05:11 PM
More to squeeze, more to please.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 09, 2012 at 06:49 PM
nc: Shorts don't make your butt look big; your butt makes your butt look big.
Bloomers, on the other hand....
Posted by: Ralph | August 10, 2012 at 12:02 AM
Ralph,
See that black van in front of your house?
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 10, 2012 at 06:33 AM
Thank you Mikey.
I would also like to add:
Ralph, See that woman with a glock standing next to the black van in front of your house?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 10, 2012 at 10:00 AM