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August 27, 2012

NEIGHBORS OF THE WEEK

"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our house and told we couldn't have sex," she said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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"Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week". At least he gets weekends off.

WV = weekends he spends in the hospital on intravenus fluids.

Sure, it's all her fault. He has no desire.

If I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me, I'd...be broke. Oh, well.

"...and that includes vibration."

I bet it does.

Someone get a firehose! Works for dogs, might work for them.

They should consider inviting the neighbors over.

Was she wearing a full-body vagina costume?

Don't you just hate a braggart? I thought that Tantric stuff that lasts hours and hours was supposed to be tranquil and meditative.

Dmentd. If you had his sexual experiences, you'd be broken.


"Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week," he said.

No mention of national or religious holidays.

I await Nurse Cindy's medical opinion.

WV: weekends off, weekdays getting off.

This guy needs to see a doctor, not a nurse - seriously, hasn't he ever heard of the problems when it lasts more than four hours?

Larry my opinion is I would like to have his phone number DrPat is right.

Talk about your noise pollution! I thought Pypetad had a limit on characters?

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"I will probably die of a heart attack.

"She is almost killing me as it is."

He doesn't seem to enthusiastic about the episodes. Perhaps the police are doing him a favor.

Premature ejaculation for him is an erection lasting only four hours.

"Drive Golf before the public by having a low threshold"

My life philosophy in 10 words...

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