NAME THAT STATE!

A Utah man claiming to be a Special Forces soldier, and whose sister told cops he’s a “federal agent,” remains in the county jail on battery, assault and resisting arrest charges after allegedly fighting with a deputy, repeatedly screaming “yeah” and refusing to leave a hotel swimming pool where he swam fully clothed.

(Thanks to Bill McKendree)

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[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Yes, Virginia, alcohol was involved. Apparently.

[ligirl]

♫ yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

[ligirl]

^ yeah

[poker]

get your ya yas out, ligirl

[PhilinTexas]

He was living the Kenny Rogers song:

I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag, but then...
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

[Omniskeptic]

this is the only gentleman in the last 27 years to have been arrested under such circumstances, in Florida, whiile not naked. the Guiness records people have been notified.

[Wiredog]

I wonder what part of Utah he's from. Seeing as how I lived there for 10 years...

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's funny. The last time we went to the Keys we stayed at that Marriott resort in Key Largo, which is right on the Gulf. Nice place, and there's a good fish house (strangely enough, it's called The Fish House) across the road.

Anyway, it's it possible the guy was just singing:

We'll play a melody and turn the lights down low
So that no-one can see
We gotta do that, we gotta do that
We gotta do that, we gotta do that
And there'll be no one else alive in all the world 'cept you and me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Yea, yea, yea, yea
Pretty baby I never knew such a thrill
Just thought I'd tell you, because I'm trembling still
But pretty baby, I want you all for my own
I think I'm ready to leave those others alone
No need to ask me if everything is OK
I got my answer, the only thing I can say
I say yeah yeah, that's what I say, I say yeah yeah
That's what I say, I say yeah yeah
That's what I say, I say yeah yeah

[nursecindy]

*Raises lighter for Jeff*
I read an article this morning where a guy got arrested for being naked in a public pool. This guy gets arrested for wearing all his clothes in a pool. Just what do our authorities think is proper pool wear?

[Steve]

Have there been any calls from the Secret Service?
Sounds like one of theirs.