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August 16, 2012

FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR

When the deputy pulled him over, Williams immediately shouted, "I'm wasted, ya got me!" and got out of his pickup truck, beer still in hand.

120815125125_Jimmy-Williams

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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A self employed, what?

"Heyy Offser Friendly, you look a thad tirsty, sommody get Offser Friendly a beer outta my cooler! Nothin' worse'n a sober cop, I alluz say..."

well, he's an honest drunk.

I don't find this at all funny. How long before this low life kills somebody?

Stuff like this makes me believe in corporal punishment for repeat DUIs- give the bastard 60 lashes, pour salt in the wounds and tell him that he gets 120 more if he is every stopped DUI again.

Mamas little boy!

I admit I didn't pay a lot of attention to the DUI penalties when I got my FL driver's license. I just looked it up. It only goes up to fourth charge, so I guess he is home free!

Busch beer? Lock him up.

I'm guessing he's single, ladies.

I can smell him from here.

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