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Man asks 911 for a ride to the store to get a beer.
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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Man asks 911 for a ride to the store to get a beer.
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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That's pretty funny.
Posted by: Theresa | August 09, 2012 at 02:01 PM
If the jail is near the store, we may have a winner.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 09, 2012 at 02:07 PM
I fully expect we'll see this with a South Park-style cartoon on The Smoking Gun: World's Dumbest.
Complete with the Brittany Nunn transliteration of the caller's mush-mouthing.
Posted by: DrPat | August 09, 2012 at 03:01 PM
OK, who here has NOT experienced the tragedy of going to the fridge to start on that fourth or fifth six-pack only to discover it is, unexpectedly, empty?
Drastic measures are justified in such cases.
Posted by: Steve | August 09, 2012 at 05:25 PM
One by one, our civil rights go into the dumper...
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | August 09, 2012 at 06:39 PM
The idiot should have called 211 for social services.
Posted by: Ralph | August 10, 2012 at 12:10 AM
The dispatcher sounds exactly like Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 10, 2012 at 11:03 PM